ALLI
Brought up on a healthy dose of Star Wars, Transformers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and nearly every other movie franchise of the 80s, Alli has a love of most things sci-fi and fantasy, and has trouble passing as an average adult female.  Armed with a creative writing degree and intellectual superiority, Alli is a writer, film lover, grammarian, reader, podcaster, nerd, and wife (at least one person in the world places emphasis on that last one).  She has lived her entire life in Orlando, FL surrounded by tourists and usurping the mechanical rat overlord.

KATI
Kati’s parents did not give her to a cult at the age of five.  It was really kind of anti-climactic, but perfectly sets up the rest of her life, which has been spent not doing a great many things and having to suffer other people not spelling her name properly.  (She fantasizes that the cult would have renamed her Moonshine, which is pretty simple, as far as spellings go.)  These days she spends her time scribbling on cave walls and arguing with Jefferson Davis about hair bands.  (He favors Warrant, which is wrong on so many levels.)  She hopes that one day she’ll be properly published, and is working toward this goal by spamming twitter and arguing on the internet, which is the sure-firest of ways to accomplish that, as far as she can tell.  Kati was born in 1982 and prefers to refer to herself in the 2nd person future perfect, like all other urban hipsters, when Matthew isn’t demanding that she work in the all too mainstream third person.  Third person makes her plaid itch.

MATTHEW
Matthew is not, as rumors have suggested, the Lindbergh Baby, nor was he raised until the age of ten by a pack of mutant albinos in the Santa Cruz mountains. He is, instead, a writer, film lover, film MAKER, photographer, one-time actor, occasional cartoonist, podcaster, lover of animals, former depressive, future Hollywood powerhouse, and an all-around nice guy. He can be found riding his bike, roller skating, paddling down the river, and/or hiking in and around Portland, OR. He was born in 1980 and enjoys referring to himself in the third person.